One woman accompanying her husband to the doctor's office.
After the husband a check-up, the doctor called the wife into another room and says:
- Your husband is in deep stress. The situation is extremely delicate, if you do not follow the instructions that I will pass him your husband will surely die. Are only 10 small instructions mean that the life of her beloved husband:
1) Every morning, prepare you a breakfast strengthened. Be nice to him and make everything feel good,
2) for lunch, offering him a nutritious meal,
3) For dinner, prepare special dishes, like Japanese food, Italian or French, 4) Keep a good stock of cold beer in the freezer, 5) Do not diturb when he is watching football on TV.
6) Stop watching soap operas;
7) Do not upset with complaints of feminine because he probably had a full day,
Let him relax;
9) Do not discuss your problems with him,
10) and, more importantly, make sex with him several times a week. Satisfies all his desires and fantasies.
On the way home the husband asked what was the doctor said. She answered: - He said you will die.
