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Offline liesl78

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The pick-up line
« on: March 25, 2009, 11:09:02 AM »
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, looked him straight in the eye and said,
 
'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
 
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
 
'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
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Offline jdv28

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Re: The pick-up line
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 12:16:55 AM »
omg...I see a theme of lawyer jokes on here.  Very cute
Give MORE these:hug:  & LESS these :argue: