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Offline jl2saint

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Elderly couple at hospital
« on: March 25, 2009, 10:36:40 AM »
An elderly couple is at the hospital due to the wife not feeling well. The wife goes into the examining room while the husband stays in the waiting room. Soon after, the Dr. comes out to speak with the husband.
 
Elderly man: "Give it to me straight doc. I know the news isn't good"
 
Dr.: "Well sir, we've narrowed it down to 2 possibilities. She either has syphillis or altzheimers disease"
 
Elderly man: "Oh Lord, that's bad news. What should I do now"?
 
Dr.: Well, I'd blind fold her, drive her to the wrong house, drop her off and leave. If finds her way home, don't sleep with her"........
 
Bataboom......;)
Lastly - David, there are many prayers across the world going out for you and Sean. When I got my son home - regardless of all the attempts of parental alienation that were forced on him - he said "Father, I always knew you loved me." I am certain Sean feels the same way.
 
Peter

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Offline tstravis

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Re: Elderly couple at hospital
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 01:35:41 PM »
heres one my daughter told me...
 
The doctor calls the patient and says.. I have bad news and REALLY bad news...
 
the bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live...
 
the REALLY bad news is... i forgot to call and tell you this yesterday!

Offline jdv28

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Re: Elderly couple at hospital
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 12:24:55 AM »
We all got jokes here huh?  And they are ALL clean, wow!
Give MORE these:hug:  & LESS these :argue: